Archive - Zero HP Lovecraft

The Pipes of Heaven

The pipes of earth, these are the hollows everywhere; the pipes of men, these are rows of tubes. Tell me about the pipes of Heaven. Who is it that blows…

Mar 16 •

Zero HP Lovecraft

October 2023

Messianic Onlineism and the Spirit of '16

Note: This was originally published at The Asylum. You hear leftoids talk about the spirit of ‘68. What is the spirit of ‘68? Most of us weren’t there…

Oct 25, 2023 •

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September 2023

Zendaya and the Art of Multiverse Maintenance

[Note: originally posted on Chadnet. This is a repost, which you may have seen in other channels.] I took a break from my next novel to write this, so…

Sep 11, 2023 •

Zero HP Lovecraft

The Eternal Current Year

Sep 9, 2023 •

Zero HP Lovecraft

August 2023

In Hyperbolic Geometry, Two Parallel Lines Are Taken to Converge in One Direction and Diverge in the Other

(Passage Prize Submission)

Aug 22, 2023 •

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April 2023

Marooned in the Deepest Darkness of the Ultimate Nightmare Abyss with Zero HP Lovecraft

Toward a Functionalist Understanding of Religion, Pt. 3: Christo-Nietzschean Synthesis

Apr 26, 2023 •

Zero HP Lovecraft

3:32:49

January 2023

I Was Banned From Wordpress For Posting This Controversial Xianxia Serial About Barron Trump's Adventures Fighting the Jews For the Future…

BARRON Authors Note: This is a work of satire. None of the views expressed in this story are meant to be taken seriously or sincerely. January 6 was a…

Jan 6, 2023 •

Zero HP Lovecraft

December 2022

Marooned in the Deepest Darkness of the Ultimate Nightmare Abyss with Zero HP Lovecraft

Listen now (95 min) | Toward a Functionalist Understanding of Religion, Pt. 2: The American Civic Religion

Dec 27, 2022 •

Zero HP Lovecraft

1:34:58

Marooned in the Deepest Darkness of the Ultimate Nightmare Abyss with Zero HP Lovecraft

Listen now (73 min) | Toward a Functionalist Understanding of Religion, Pt. 1

Dec 8, 2022 •

Zero HP Lovecraft

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November 2022

Fictions | Podcasts | Essays | Other Media Zendaya and the Art of Multiverse Maintenance — A review of Spiderman: Across the Spiderverse and a…

Nov 10, 2022 •

Zero HP Lovecraft

Marooned in the Deepest Darkness of The Ultimate Nightmare Abyss

Nov 10, 2022 •

Zero HP Lovecraft

Fictions | Podcasts | Essays | Other Media Book Paperbacks are available at Canonic: The PDF of is free, however: They Had No Deepness of Earth…

Nov 8, 2022 •

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