BARRON Authors Note: This is a work of satire. None of the views expressed in this story are meant to be taken seriously or sincerely. January 6 was a horrible tragedy on par with the Holocaust or the vicious murder of George Floyd by Derek Chauvin. It was the greatest threat to our democracy since the civil war. Covid is a deadly disease which has killed hundreds of millions of people. The vaccine is the only thing that can save us. You need to be getting boosted like every six months at minimum. The more boosters you have, the more protected you are. Israel is our greatest ally. Diversity is our strength. Please don’t ban me, Substack, I love you.
Someone call Poison Control, for this man has OD'ed on red pills.
Truly one of the most Bizarre Adventures of Barron Trump ever.
Unfortunately, I'm going to have to give this fanfiction a 7 out of 10, as its lacking a dog named Bulger.
I don't even know what to say. I think my highest praise is that when you are reading it nothing breaks the spell, it all fits together. Very impressive.
There's more? Incredible!
Stunning. Brave. Keep up the good work.
Barron, though agnostic/new agey like his father now, may, like his sister, convert to Judaism in the future. Either that or Islam, like Andrew Tater Tot. Unlike Christianity and Islam which require only lip service, (literally all you have to do is make simple statements and you're in), Judaism requires some rigorous study and discipline in order to convert. That way they weed out the frivolous.