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Someone call Poison Control, for this man has OD'ed on red pills.

Truly one of the most Bizarre Adventures of Barron Trump ever.

Unfortunately, I'm going to have to give this fanfiction a 7 out of 10, as its lacking a dog named Bulger.

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I don't even know what to say. I think my highest praise is that when you are reading it nothing breaks the spell, it all fits together. Very impressive.

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Jan 21, 2023Liked by Zero HP Lovecraft

There's more? Incredible!

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Jan 8, 2023Liked by Zero HP Lovecraft

Stunning. Brave. Keep up the good work.

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Underappreciated!

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Barron, though agnostic/new agey like his father now, may, like his sister, convert to Judaism in the future. Either that or Islam, like Andrew Tater Tot. Unlike Christianity and Islam which require only lip service, (literally all you have to do is make simple statements and you're in), Judaism requires some rigorous study and discipline in order to convert. That way they weed out the frivolous.

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