Author’s Note: This is a work of satire. To the best of my knowledge, none of the people in this work have said or thought any of these things, and probably they wouldn’t, who knows. By the same token, none of the views they express necessarily constitute my own views, either, I’m really just trying to capture a vibe. I intend no offense to any of these people and in fact I think of many of them quite fondly. I don’t know anything about Joe Lonsdale and I mostly chose to make him the protagonist because he was in the right place at the right time and because of a vague phonetic similarity between
I'm so pleased to see you posting your oevure on substack. I hope you'll treat us with additional art and insights as well.
I feel like I understand what this is supposed to mean but I am also entirely baffled.